Ladies and gentlemen, (check here for "other")...
Here's what you hope for to beat Dallas.
Simply wish for FB Line to be injured early and not make a return
Dallas is 0-3 in games without him.
Why is that? ...dunno.
Does it throw PAFL 'coach" Barnhart off his coaching? ...dunno
Does it hurt team morale? ...Dunno
Does it help opposing teams key in on the cowboys play calls? ...Dunno
Does any of this make sense? ... Nope.
Does it make "real-life Barnhart smash things? ...maybe.
BTW...I Need a new computer monitor. And I think my wife is divorcing me.