Is Paydirt Ready for a
Corona? Hold the Lime disease!
Okay, so - first, did you buy a hundred rolls of toilet paper
this week or last? If so, you probably should have seen a doctor
long before the Corona virus showed up.
What's the deal?
Is diarrhea a symptom of the Corona Virus? Of course not. So why
buy all the toilet paper?
It's because people are afraid. They're panicked.
Take some of our league's team owners for example.
Doug Crandell has spent most of his isolation time with the
wife. (you know what I mean), and in nine months he'll have a
new son or daughter and around 2033 that child will become a
Rick Main is a special kind of germophobe and told his wife to
"Wash her hands as if she was washing Jason Momoa. So she used
her tongue. She is currently recovering nicely"
Joe Perry thinks now is a good time to play Where's Waldo.
Sean Comerford's Diary
DAY 1: I've stocked up on enough food and bottled water to last
DAY 1, 3 hours later: I am in the supermarket. I wanted candy.
Dan Oakes is very, very sad. With the shortages of toilet paper,
he can no longer eat his daily burrito from Chipolte.
Sean Comerford's Diary: Continued...
DAY 2: Still no sports. I found a woman sitting on my
couch today. Apparently, she's my wife.
Hank Sienzant, when his son asked him how long before it would
all be over responded, "Shut up and eat your toilet paper!."
Bob Durfee asks, if the Corona virus isn't about beer, why do I
keep hearing about cases of it?
Pete Katsafanas did not panic when they yelled "PANDEMIC".
But when they closed the bars? That's different.
Jeff Beyel was exposed to the virus. The Virus has been
hospitalized and quarantined for a month.
Just some examples for you. Don't worry, the Corona virus was
made in China.
So it won't last long. Also, the Paydirt Football League
has only 28 owners. Well below the gathering limit of 50.
So enjoy your time off. But be safe. Be logical. If you horde
all the hand sanitizer, no one else can wash their own hands.
Don't panic. Don't sell off your stocks. The market will bounce
back. This too shall pass and all will be normal again.
Be Smart - Be Safe.
the football geek
The State of the
Peel back the layers and what do we find?
Lots of changes to the league or should I say leagues since
my last write up.
It would seem the Commissioner has annexed the Madden league
and the Action sim league into the sovereign state of Paydirt
Football NFL, with the NFL site lording over the two
leagues like a kid at an ant hill with a magnifying glass.
All this without a shot being fired.
Some say that the Paydirt Madden League was becoming too
powerful and in danger of overtaking the Action league, that
Commissioner Mike was beginning to give Commissioner Len a
run for leadership, even maneuvering himself to eventually
own 51% of Paydirt Action Stock; a move that would have
given him total control of the company.
By annexing the
Madden league and the Action league under the umbrella of
Paydirt Football.com, Len has managed to place all league
stock under the shared ownership of the cooperation PF.com
LLC. This places it out of reach of Commissioner Mike. This
in essence is what is called a hostile takeover.
|Commissioner Len claims the
move was done for the benefit of both leagues and should
have been done much sooner, if not for the corruption of
certain elements inside the Madden league, illegal gameplay
infractions etc... it would have.
But is this true
It is rumored Commissioner Len asked for more information as
to whether Commissioner Mike was involved in such corruption
before signing a bill that would have given the needed
assistance to Paydirt Madden. This as stated by some would
have placed Commissioner Mike in a precarious situation and
stripped him of the trust needed to eventually gain the
Would it not have better served the Madden league and yes,
even both leagues overall if Commissioner Len had offered
the assistance to stifle corruption earlier instead of
holding out until his own sinister moves could take place?
And so now the question is - What did he know and when did
he know it?
Was there quid pro quo?
The PFL rules committee voted earlier this week to impeach
the PAFL Commissioner on a vote of 66%. It will be up to the
PAFL rules committee to vote to keep or dismiss a sitting
commissioner. A vote of 65% is needed. When that vote will
take place is currently unknown. The PFL rules committee as
asking for more witnesses, something the PAFL committee is
I for one disagree with Commissioner Len's description of
all this being, "A sham and a witch hunt."