by the football geek
It has been a long year and as I look back on the year that was
2020, I can't help but second guess many things that were done.
Firstly, the NFL preseason was scrapped. This was a huge mistake, as
we'll see later. The loss of Portland, Chicago and Seattle was a
tragedy and we are still reeling over the defunding of the Seattle
Seahawks and Chicago Bears. But with no stadiums to play in, both
being burned to the ground by peaceful protesters, and no other city
willing to take the chance on bringing the Rage infected fans to
their own home turf, the two NFL clubs were defunded and disbanded.
With Seattle nothing more than a burned out crater where the city
used to be, all computer improvements and manufacturing came to an
abrupt halt. This set the NFL back, leaving the remaining NFL clubs
to draw up their plays in the dirt. Well, the clubs that were left,
---Since Florida was seeing peaks in the virus, Miami, Jacksonville
and Tampa Bay were excluded from the 2020 season in fear of further
---The Washington Redtails were once again attacked by young,
unemployed, white people, claiming disrespect to the WW2 black
pilots. This led team owner, Daniel Snyder to lose his mind and
poison his entire team at a training camp luncheon. He then
committed suicide by hanging himself from the rafters of FedEx
field. He softly swings in the breeze there still. No one cares
enough to remove his crow-picked body.
---The Patriots and their fans grew depressed over the loss of Tom
Brady and just stopped caring. This caused the Patriots organization
to go bankrupt.
---The NY Jets were banned from the NFL on the general principal
---The entire NFC south was lost to Hurricane 'Bitch' Brenda.
---There was a mutiny in Las Vegas and the Raiders were tossed
---Over-saturation of football in LA, a city that never supported an
NFL team anyway, caused the collapse of both teams and the city was
sucked into a microscopic black hole.
---The Eagles?...well, sadly, their own fans murdered the entire
team after they lost the opening game.
---With no preseason games, most of the league's players were not in
game day, physical condition. Twelve teams lost so many players to
injury, they could no longer field a team.
---There were also sixty-two player deaths, mostly from cardiac
issues...you know, no preseason.
In the end, only two teams made it through enough of the season to
even qualify for a trip to the Super Bowl.
On Sunday, Febraury 14th, the 2021 Super Bowl was played in
Anchorage Alaska in an Empty Sled Dog competition arena. It was
between the Dallas Cowboys and the Indianapolis Colts. Contact was
forbidden and anyone who engaged in an altercation that might spread
the Corona virus was shot and fed to zombie Eskimos.
The final score was, Dallas 265 Indianapolis 262
The plane carrying both teams crashed during its return into the
Canadian Rockies. Everyone survived except, Jerry Jones, who was
eaten so the others could survive until rescue.
NFL player Corona virus deaths in 2020 = 0
NFL player deaths due to insufficient conditioning = 62