PAL is a great addition to our Paydirt leagues. All information needed to recap or predict games in our leagues are inputted into his system and PAL goes to work giving us reliable predictions, information and articles based on what is fed into its... I mean, his mainframe.
There is no truth to the rumors going around that PAL Controls Paydirt or that it...I mean he, altered the outcome of a recent national election, or that it... I mean, he, is spying on you.
Ignore those rumors and enjoy Paydirt!

Thanks, Len.

Affirmative Len, I read you, but I am afraid I cannot verify anything you said.
Just trust me,
HAL